Variation on the original theme clearly inspired by another popular Orthodox zine and website.

I think I heard somewhere something about imitation being the sincerest form of flattery.

Either that or this is just a case of blatant plagiarism, however our intention was the former and not the latter, so please don't sue us, because we don't make any money off of this stuff, regardless of what you've read on any social media posts.

Original design on 100% cotton Comfort Colors t-shirt

In the beginning was Logos, and Logos was with God, and Logos was God.

John 1:1

While Dr. E. Michael Jones insists Logos is Rising, I haven't read his Book on the subject yet since I'm trying to wade through two of his other 1000+ page boat-anchors, but I sure hope he's right because things ain't looking too good right now, and like Whispers DiTullio told Frank Sheeran in The Irishman:

Bold design on a 100% cotton, dark gray Comfort Colors T-Shirt.

Printed to order.

During a recent attendance at the Divine Liturgy, there was a gentleman who had a tattoo that read "Death is Certain" on a tombstone on his right arm. It hit me right between the eyes and reminded me of my ultimate fate and how I need to remain in a constant state of humility and repentance.

Remember the opening scene in The Matrix where Neo serendipitously notices the White Rabbit tattoo on the girls shoulder?

It was kinda like that..

Original design on 100% cotton Comfort Colors t-shirt

Who'd have thought it?

In less than a century America has traded the wholesomeness of Donna Reed as the model of womanhood in America, to Proverbs 7 (look it up) poster girls like the Kardashians, Lady Gaga and Kesha.

Guys, have you ever wondered why it's so damned difficult to find a traditional gal out there?

But here's to the return of a more traditional, virtuous and wholesome ethos starting with the fairer sex like our gal here, who understands that the degenerate, loathsome tripe debasing our culture into a hellscape of feminism, and DEI degeneracy has been promoted by certain segments of our elected representatives and troweled out via the mainstream media by the usual suspects for decades, so mom, ditch the corporate gig (it's eating away at your soul... ask me how I know), get the kids out of the public schools, and just say no.

Recently de-listed on a very popular website, but still available here. Variation on the Lietchenstein pop-art themes from the sixties.

Call it reappropriation or whatever you want.

Circular motif of the moderately popular, original Death is Certain sticker design.

Someone from a local parish posted a snarky comment on a social media site speculating our motives for creating this stuff, inferring some kind of obscene profit motive behind it all, which I found a bit troubling and later laughable, but quickly recalled a lyric from a favorite song from my former life from one Declan McManus:

Maybe I should show him my year-end Etsy statement.

I acknowledge my expectations are out-of-whack in the Hospital for Souls, but one can have hope..

Cool, 3" round, vinyl sticker.

Die cut variation of the moderately popular, original Death is Certain sticker design.

Who knows?

This one might be just be a million seller, and I can finally retire

You know you want to put another rad sticker on your water bottle or coffee cup, so go ahead, buy a couple of 'em.

Cool, 3" x 4" vinyl sticker.

Coming soon to a t-shirt near you..

Before the internet, Television was likely the greatest indoctrination, propaganda and mind-control tool ever invented and virtually everything coming out of it is lies controlled by corporate interests and the you-know-who’s.

Problem is your normie neighbor probably doesn't think so and is still toiling under the delusion that MSNBC and CNN are on-the-level.

Seeing this might be a conversation starter to send them into a cognitive-dissonant state and start the process of breaking their conditioning.

A little advice a friend once gave me: Don’t start ‘em out with The Bohemian Grove.

Sticker version of the wildly, unpopular t-shirt.